Monday, March 20, 2006

It's So Unfair: The Barber Twins

It's a shame for twins to look so good. And I can't have either one, darn it!

I'm seriously considering becoming a football fan.

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Saturday, March 18, 2006

It's So Unfair: Catwoman

HBO has a free weekend deal going. Since it was free, I decided to watch Catwoman. Man, oh man, am I glad I didn't spend any money on this. I love Halle, I really do. But why she read that script and thought doing this move was a good idea is beyond me. The dialogue was terrible, the fight scenes were laughable, and the plot was stupid.

So why did I watch it all the way through? Did you see Halle in that freaking cat suit?!? Look at Halle and look at me and you'll see why I drink. On second thought, just look at Halle.

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

It's So Unfair: Breakouts

I am thirty-mumble mumble years old and my skin still breaks out. Right on my cheeks. Usually when I'm going on a date.

My mom has perfectly smooth skin. She's also taller than I am.

It's no fun looking like a short teeny-bopper but feeling like I'm ready for retirement.